Are you one of us?

The first question that you need to ask yourself before you start reading this blog is..

ARE YOU AWESOME???

If your answer is in the affirmative, then stay on this page, don't you ever touch your mouse or pointer, stay on your seat, well okay you can grab some beer!

If you think you're not ONE OF US, you can choose to stay and start taking a dose of AWESOMENESS! You don't know what you're missing!!

But before you start your awesome day with us here at AWESOME NATION, you have to take the AWESOMENESS OATH.

THE AWESOMENESS OATH

I, (State your name), do solemnly swear to the grave of my awesome forefathers, that I will faithfully and conscientiously fulfill my duties as an Awesome Guy for my Awesome Nation. I will give high regard to the Awesome Virtues and Principles of AWESOMENESS. I will not let anything be it STUPIDITY, WUSSiness AND DOUCHE-ness, and anything that makes a LOSER a LOSER, interfere with my being AWESOME nor my AWESOME Bro.

I will not do any falsehood UNLESS it shall strengthen and build-up my AWESOMENESS or the AWESOMENESS of my fellow Bro.

I undertake to serve without any mental reservation the AWESOME NATION, with the best of my knowledge, ability, strength and AWESOMENESS.

So help me GOD.

Congratulations!

May the Awesomeness be always with You!

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Now,

BUMP IT UP!!!

Let the AWESOMENESS Begin

On This Day.

A Nation was born.

A Nation not in pursuit of perfection.

A Nation not in pursuit of invincibility.

A Nation not in pursuit of omnipotence.

A Nation not in pursuit of greatness.

BUT a Nation in pursuit of AWESOMENESS!

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Now by the POWER vested in me by the Gods of Awesomeness, I hereby declare today, 9.09.09, as:

AWESOMENESS DAY!

* Credits to Barney Stinson, one of the Gods of Awesomeness.